What a Mess!

What a Mess!

Original Title: Ширли-мырли
Release: 1995 | Community Score: 66%

The story starts in a Siberia where world's biggest diamond was found. It is so valuable that it may not only pay off the enormous national debt, but also allow every Russian citizen to move to the Canary Islands. However, Mafia plans to steal the massive gem but a notorious thief, Vasia, ruins their plans. Mafia and militia begin chasing him, but soon Vasia learns that he has brothers as between the chase he runs into well known Jewish conductor and a gypsy baron who are triplet brothers.

Cast

Valeriy Garkalin

Valeriy Garkalin

Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow
Vera Alentova

Vera Alentova

Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow
Inna Churikova

Inna Churikova

Praskov'ya Alekseyevna Krolikova
Leonid Kuravlyov

Leonid Kuravlyov

USA ambassador
Lyubov Polishchuk

Lyubov Polishchuk

Jennifer, Ambassador's wife
Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy

Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy

Ambassador's bodyguard
Irina Apeksimova

Irina Apeksimova

Step performer / Violinist from Conservatory
Sergey Batalov

Sergey Batalov

lieutenant
Igor Ugolnikov

Igor Ugolnikov

Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich
Lev Borisov

Lev Borisov

Mafiosi
Aleksei Buldakov

Aleksei Buldakov

pilot
Yuriy Chernov

Yuriy Chernov

Suitcase carrier
Rolan Bykov

Rolan Bykov

Head of Mafia / Brilliant's buyer
Vladimir Menshov

Vladimir Menshov

Russian President / Commentator on TV
Armen Dzhigarkhanyan

Armen Dzhigarkhanyan

Kozyulski
Oleg Tabakov

Oleg Tabakov

Sukhodrishchev
Anatoliy Kuznetsov

Anatoliy Kuznetsov

Father
Mikhail Kokshenov

Mikhail Kokshenov

Ambassador's bodyguard
Nonna Mordyukova

Nonna Mordyukova

Registry Office Worker
Valery Nikolaev

Valery Nikolaev

Step performer
Vsevolod Sanayev

Vsevolod Sanayev

music lover
Yevgeni Vesnik

Yevgeni Vesnik

Doctor
Pyotr Merkuryev

Pyotr Merkuryev

Meloman
Oleg Efremov

Oleg Efremov

Nikolay Grigoryevich
Boris Smorchkov

Boris Smorchkov

General
Sergei Artsybashev

Sergei Artsybashev

Registry Office Worker
Viktor Gajnov

Viktor Gajnov

Kvazimodo
Vladimir Shiryaev

Vladimir Shiryaev

Yuriy Kuzmenkov

Yuriy Kuzmenkov

man with a goat
Inna Kara-Mosko

Inna Kara-Mosko

Carol's friend
Evgeniy Gerchakov

Evgeniy Gerchakov

director of the orchestra
Arkadiy Koval

Arkadiy Koval

TV announcer
Yevgeni Aleksandrov

Yevgeni Aleksandrov

reporter
Valery Afanasyev

Valery Afanasyev

geologist Anatoliy Ivanov
Sergey Gabrielyan

Sergey Gabrielyan

Ravil Beliletdinov
Tatyana Kravchenko

Tatyana Kravchenko

Bronislava Rosenbaum
Vladimir Gusev

Vladimir Gusev

general
Ivan Martynov

Ivan Martynov

mobster
Sergey Ruban

Sergey Ruban

mobster
Nina Alisova

Nina Alisova

music lover
Klavdiya Kozlyonkova

Klavdiya Kozlyonkova

passenger (uncredited)
Marina Golub

Marina Golub

director of the Philharmonic
Aleksandr Ryzhkov

Aleksandr Ryzhkov

Andrey Zvyagintsev

Andrey Zvyagintsev

episode (uncredited)
Evgeniy Kuleshov

Evgeniy Kuleshov

Aleksandr Gorbachev

Aleksandr Gorbachev

Maxim Glotov

Maxim Glotov

traffic cop
Anatoly Kalmykov

Anatoly Kalmykov